March 2012
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February 2012
46 posts
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thisisnothangingrockcomics:
what would my life be like if i was actually a virgin
what would my life be like if i wasnt actually based FTFY
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7 more days.
7 more days.
who knew typing could be so addicting? →
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ughhhhh i hate how its impossible to be good at streefighter without sticks ughhh
my 2 cats would fuck up conors dog in a 2v1. the deciding reason? They’re from Brooklyn. His dog is from west bubbafuck, NJ
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cviper:
wait am i full on ghost noting now. someone tag me in a post
yeah sure bro i got you
aeug:
Talking to customers
“Najee, is dat yo name(not LIKE I HAVE A NAMETAG)?”
“Yes.”
“What nationality are you?”
“Irish.”
Customer starts to laugh and shriek.
“What nationality are you?” “Black.”
FTFY
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i think ive run over every person from new jersey, now the world is clean of the human cancer of the world. no thanks necessary fellow new yorkers (or the world actually would be a more accurate portrayal)
You know you’re bored when you’re playing grand theft auto and trying to drive normally like the other cars.
ITT jake is pissed. neighbors yelled at me because i was watching a fucking youtube video ‘too loudly’ lived here for 13 years. these fairy hipster’s move in and everything is above their noise comfort level. where the fuck did they think they were moving to? north dakota? theyre lucky im not a drug dealer with 10 people in the apartment and pit bull’s guarding the doors....
i kind of hope one day in the future that all of our documented history gets corrupted or distorted to the point that the events in the lord of the rings are somehow misinterpeted to have actually happened long ago.
All hail the spinny thing.
the absolute worst part about tumblr is that there’s no downvote button
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cviper:
i think the hardest game i ever played was Devil May Cry 4 on Hell or Hell mode
well i guess you can say…. dante must die (858) xDDDD
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haha tiger woods probably has sex alot haha
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friends are like deer. when you shoot them, they die.
you have a blog too
cviper:
jewfullness replied to your post: I have skin. Potatoes have skin. Therefore, I am a…
you have a blog. faggots have blogs. therefore, you are a faggot.
blog
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“finish making dat ramen nigga”-leviticus 3:18
whitney houston is being abused as a massive cycle jerk. yall gotta chill
if you rearrange the letters in the word ”faith” you can spell “microwave”. dont test it out just believe me
c0yle:
I wonder which random celebrity death people will pretend to care about next.
frank sinatra xDDDD
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Watch
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omggggg up at 1235 on a skool night. insomiaa much????? lol
go to swipe metro card
accidentaly try to swipe keys
niggas be staring
You know how I know god doesn’t exist? In a world where we could have pokemon, he’s all ”nah chill, malaria”
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after 2 hours of browsing reddit welp, time to browse reddit.
Watchiamjacksfesteringhate:
jeeepers:
Dr. Dre- Bitches Ain’t Shit (Acoustic Cover)
Oh my fucking god.
y0 dis sh1ts mad r3al dis 0n m3di@ fiya yet?
Mass Effect Choices
thegossipgamer: